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Uncensored Jokes! Nothing is off limits!!

Post  Disturbed on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:13 pm

Let's see what ya'll got!

I'll start....

A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says "Where'd ya get that?"
The parrot says "Africa, are you looking to buy one too?"

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That's classic, Distubred

Post  Guest on Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:31 pm

What do you call a Negro with no arms and no legs??







Trustworthy.

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Re: Uncensored Jokes! Nothing is off limits!!

Post  Disturbed on Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:18 pm

THIS JUST IN!!
Playboy just offered Carrie Underwood 1 million dollars to pose for an upcoming issue! I love you

In other news....National Geographic offered the same to Michelle Obama. No

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Post  Guest on Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:21 am

hahahha

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Post  hedgehog on Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:49 am

What you get when Chinese women have a baby of a nigger

A car thief who cant drive ...........

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Post  Guest on Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:29 am

Hahaha good one Hedge

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Post  ShadyLane on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:03 am

funny stuff, lol. Basketball

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Re: Uncensored Jokes! Nothing is off limits!!

Post  Disturbed on Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:59 pm

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

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Joke on them

Post  fotoman4u2 on Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:33 pm

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day, very one wants to be Irish!!

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Re: Uncensored Jokes! Nothing is off limits!!

Post  Disturbed on Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:24 pm

fotoman4u2 wrote:What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day, very one wants to be Irish!!

Lmfao! I love it but....

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Re: Uncensored Jokes! Nothing is off limits!!

Post  Disturbed on Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:29 pm

Why are nigger noses flat???

From the doctors stepping on the back of their heads while ripping off their tails!!

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If there's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?

Post  ShadyLane on Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:14 am

If there's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
THE COP!

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