Uncensored Jokes! Nothing is off limits!!

Let's see what ya'll got!

I'll start....

A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says "Where'd ya get that?"
The parrot says "Africa, are you looking to buy one too?"

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What do you call a Negro with no arms and no legs??







Trustworthy.

THIS JUST IN!!
Playboy just offered Carrie Underwood 1 million dollars to pose for an upcoming issue!

In other news....National Geographic offered the same to Michelle Obama.

hahahha

What you get when Chinese women have a baby of a nigger

A car thief who cant drive ...........

Hahaha good one Hedge

funny stuff, lol.

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day, very one wants to be Irish!!

fotoman4u2 wrote:What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day, very one wants to be Irish!!

Lmfao! I love it but....

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Why are nigger noses flat???

From the doctors stepping on the back of their heads while ripping off their tails!!

If there's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
THE COP!